Synesthesia Rehabilitation

If exposure, intended or accidental, to an artifact generated by the Synesthesia Dream Machine™ has coincided with the development of delusions, depersonalization, manic episodes, schizophrenic tendencies, extra-sensory perception, dissociative episodes, fugue states (either accompanied by acute memory loss or not), psychosis, insomnia, hallucinations, or sensory cross-talk, the Synthetic Chemical Rapidly Engineered Astral Manipulation (SCREAM)™ may be a fit for your journey back to social-consensus reality.

Our rehabilitation program is designed to teach you remote viewing: the ability for your consciousness to exit your body and traverse the physical plane. This is often colloquially referred to as an Out-Of-Body (OOB) experience. Paradoxically, by allowing you traverse and manipulate the astral plane, you can actually learn to return to a fully embodied reality. Most of the negative symptoms that are correlated with exposure stem from fragments of consciousness that are “lost”— by learning astral travel through the SCREAM™ method you can retrieve these fragments and unify your consciousness with your physical body.

Chemically induced Astral Manipulation (AM)™ is a proprietary technique developed by our scientists to induce a REM-like hypnogogia. The details of this technique, which is conceptually similar to traditional hypnosis, can only be shared after signing a Non-Disclosure and Indemnification agreement.

In an experimental setting, we have had some subjects succeed in eliminating feelings of dissociation and suppressing schizoid, delusional, or manic episodes though mind-body unification. A useful side-effect of the SCREAM™ method is emerging as a possible paid test subject for the Dream Machine™. Skilled Astral Manipulation (AM)™ while sleeping is the key characteristic of our most successful test subjects who generate aesthetically unique artifacts. Participation in our rehabilitation program has preceded transitions to several successful research test subjects. Sign up here. Our rehabilitation program has also led to the unlocking of repressed memories, including but not limited to phobia-inducing nightmares, and even the URL of a .art website that slipped away while sleeping.